February 2011
29 posts
If Best Picture Movie Posters Told The Truth
It happens all the time: a movie with a badass poster turns out to be boring as hell.Shouldn’t there be some sort of law against misleading advertising like that? The Shiznit has decoded the truth behind some of this year’s Oscar-nominated films. Check out their site for many more.
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January 2011
68 posts
Elementary School = bomb
I miss class parties with pizza, sodas, desserts, and gifts. I miss math challenges and spelling tests. I miss helping my teachers decorate every corner of the classroom each month. I miss P.E. and Rainbow Races. I miss Jump for Heart. I miss art classes. I miss memorizing all 50 states and their capitals. I miss handball and the handball hierarchy. I miss throwing wet toilet paper at the...
“Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And...”
– Josh Groban (via NikkiKoala90)
Can someone please tell Rihanna what her name is...
Unbelievable Similarities
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We suck
“So it’s not gonna be easy. It’s gonna be really hard. We’re gonna have to work...”
– Noah (Ryan Gosling) to Allie (Rachel McAdams) in The Notebook
“‘‘A grapefruit is a lemon that had a chance and took advantage of it.”
– Oscar Wilde
Mind Blowing Gif!
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parents text:
I may be doing other things and be going to...
That awkward moment
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when you’re the most powerful wizard in the world and you can’t kill a one-year-old.
You can’t build a relationship without foundation.
This is what my dashboard looks like...
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What if J.K Rowling and the entire cast of Harry...
Dear Parents. Jasmine was in a relationship with a...
That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when Eminem actually is afraid, Justin Beiber says never, Pink doesn’t raise her glass, Bruno Mars drops the grenade & Rihanna remembers her name.
7 Innocent Gestures That Can Get You Killed...
If you’ve ever had your penis cut off and/or been executed while on holiday, you’ll probably know that it’s easy to offend people from other cultures. Unless you learn the ways of the place you’re visiting, even the most well-meaning tourist can regularly find his oesophagus stuffed with burning goat. But surely just plain common sense and good manners will save you,...
7 Lessons from the World's Greatest Minds
Have you ever wished you could go back in time and have a conversation with one of the greatest minds in history? Well, you can’t sorry, they’re dead. Unless of course you’re clairaudient, be my guest. But for the rest of us, we can still refer to the words they left behind. Even though these great teachers have passed on, their words still live, and in them their wisdom. I’ve made a list of seven...
Coffee Break!
well ain’t that cute
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parents texting:
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I'm tired.
After nervously waiting for a week, I finally moved up the waitlist line and got into 3 of my waitlisted classes. Thank God, I am a full-time student now. Mondays and Wednesdays are hell for me. Can you imagine yourself being on campus for NINE hours sitting down in boring classes? Ehhhh I have no choice though, do I? I just cannot wait until I’m out of school. Yes, I say this now but I just...
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That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when you make a ‘yo momma’ joke to a sibling
That awkward moment
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when you ask Jason Derulo for a lift and he refuses because he’s ’riding solo’
That awkward moment
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when Clark Kent and Lois Lane get their tights mixed up in the dryer
